An Open Letter, From a Character to the Writer….

Dear Writer:

I know you thought I was a supporting character, and you had a relatively clear idea of where things were headed.

I warned you, didn’t I? Didn’t I tell you that I was much more interesting than that other guy?

You should have listened, Writer-guy….that way, I wouldn’t have had to completely hijack the plot in such a drastic fashion, that you were forced to stay up until 5:00 A.M. completely re-writing the entire beginning of the novel, so that the action now follows ME.

Maybe next time, you’ll listen to me.

Ya betta Reckonize, Bitch.


Your New Protagonist.