Plague
If you need to get in touch with me, give it a little bit longer than it usually takes for me to respond. I’ve got some kind of cold/flu/virus/bug/plague-thing that’s currently playing merry havoc with my respiratory system. I’m running a low-grade fever, I’m doped to the gills and I generally feel like I’m swimming under several fathoms of lukewarm honey.
I’ll get back to you, but it’ll take me a bit.
Bleah, etc.