Hammer Films return….

Hammer has produced its first horror film in 30 years, and will debut it online before releasing on DVD.

The film, Beyond the Rave, a vampire story set in the UK’s underground rave scene, will debut in 20 “webisodes” on MySpace in Spring 2008, before being released in full on DVD. The cast includes Sadie Frost, Lois Winstone and Hammer veteran Ingrid Pitt.

I doubt I’ll be “tuning in” to MySpace — the site irritates me. But I’ll definitely check out the DVD….

Today’s Holiday “WTF???”

Planned on doing some Christmas shopping via Amazon.

Picked several items, all of which are labeled as “in Stock.”

However, when I get to checkout, I get a message saying that my entire order will arrive AFTER Dec. 25th, no matter what shipping method I pick.

For items that are in stock.

Two weeks before Christmas.

The fuck?