Friday Music

This week:

First, one of my “get in the mood to work” songs — because writing always goes much better when you’re primed and ready: Erik B. and Rakim – “Don’t Sweat The Technique.”

An odd track from Robbie Williams’ 2006 album, Rudebox, where he teams with an 80s icon to sing about another 80s icon. Strange, but then again, that’s Williams all over, innit? Robbie Williams (feat. Pet Shop Boys) – “She’s Madonna.”

The first single from M.I.A.’s forthcoming album, Kala has been officially announced and released. Good stuff, but so far I think that I like the earlier stuff better. I’ll reserve judgement until I hear more: M.I.A. – “Boyz.”

Here’s a fun track from a Brazilian trio, who mix rock guitar riffs with funk carioca (Brazilian funk). I’m loving this. Bonde Do Rolê – “James Bonde.”

Summat for tha Goffiks: My favorite track from Rasputina’s debut album, 1996′ s Thanks for the Ether, featuring their signature three-cello sound. Rasputina – “Transylvanian Concubine.”

The Rosebuds are a new indie group who do some interesting stuff. One one track, they might sound like a late 60s garage band and on another, a mid-70s dance group. No matter the historical genre, though, they’ve got the sound down. Here’s one of my favorites: The Rosebuds – “Get Up, Get Out.”

Lastly, another track by South African pop group Johnny Clegg and Savuka. This one was their best known song, (well, best known everywhere but the US), which was a pretty interesting feat at the time this song was released (1987), due to the cultural embargo placed on SA at the time. Johnny Clegg and Savuka – “Scatterlings of Africa.”

Enjoy.

Nation Saved From Broken Air-Conditioner Salesman

So, the latest terrorist supervillain plot that Jack BauerBush & Co. have saved us from?

You know, the one that government officials have described as “one of the most chilling plots imaginable” which might have caused “unthinkable devastation?” An attack that would have “crippled America’s economy”?

When they caught these guys, it was all over the news. OMG WE HAF BEEN SAVD!!

Turns out, though, that the plot was never operational, they guys had no explosives, there was no financing, and no connection to any terrorist groups. One of the “conspirators” is a drug addict and occasionally homeless, and the ringleader sells used books on street corners, and exports broken air-conditioners to Guyana.

Of course, those stories, if they’re being reported at all, are buried in local papers. CNN, MSNBC, Fox….all silent. They did their jobs, after all — they told us of how the Decider has saved us from the Evil Brown People once more. Now, they’ve got better things to do….like giving us constant updates on the Paris Hilton jail drama.

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I received an email today from a gamer.

He wanted to give me some helpful tips about MARS:

“I just wanted to mention something about Mars, the roleplaying game of planetary romance. For a long time I didn’t really take it seriously as a game I might like to play. The reason? The name suggests that it is a RPG equivalent of a so called “chick flick” because of the reference to “planetary romance”. I have a feeling lots of other men may have the same first impression. I know a lot of other men aren’t particularly interested in that theme.

I noticed you’ve been promoting it a lot and, I infer, that it hasn’t sold terribly well. This might be the reason why.”

I pointed out to this chucklehead that Planetary Romance is the established name of the genre; that MARS is selling quite well (our best-selling product this year and its only been out for 2 months); that publishers promote products — that’s what we do; and lastly, that his aversion to the word “romance” is somewhat immature, and really doesn’t speak well of him.

Naturally, I’ve received the expected reply that he was “only trying to help”, that I’m a big old Meanie-head, and that he’s going to have “nothing to do with me or my products ever again.”

I don’t think he quite grasps the fact that a customer who has problems with the word “romance” because it reminds him of OMG ICKY GROSS GIRL STUFF EWWWWW!!!1!!1! is really not the sort of customer that I want.

Then, of course, I’m struck by the realization that there are probably more gamers that are like him than ones who aren’t.

*Sigh*