Asylum Street Spankers — “Stick Magnetic Ribbons on Your SUV” music video at YouTube.
Somebody Talk Me Down….
Do me a favor — somebody figure out a way to prevent me from going over and reading 
Every time I do, it gets worse.
I know that I shouldn’t. I know that it’s just gonna piss me off. But I keep doing it.
At this point, were I to see him in the lanes, I would, in all likelihood, simply walk up and smack him in the mouth.     Which is a problem, since he’s a friend of 

