GenCon 2009, In Context-Free Quotes

“You faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacking cahnt!”

“Gareth was smarter than me in 2003, and I see no reason to believe that the situation has changed.”

“I guess it was appropriate that GenCon used Soviet-style iconography in their promotions — after all, everybody came here to stand on long lines to buy stuff.”

“Hallo, Everybodypeeps…”

“Oh, poor thing — did you rub some money on it?”

“What do you get when you combine 250 game industry pros and a large amount of alcohol? …I don’t remember.”

“Shall we eat at ‘Shake-n-Bake’ – er, ‘Shake my Steak’ — um, ‘Steak-n-Break’…” “We always called it ‘Stroke -n- Choke.'”

“Moffat! Simm? Fire ‘im, NOW! — done. Anything else we can do for you?”

“If you lick his face, it tastes like vinyl. Or so I hear.”

“Would you care to enumerate his inadequacies?”

“Just think: how many friendships were Gary and Dave responsible for?” “Eight.”

“He’s from The Internetz.”

“Let’s try to start up another ‘cultural accessory appropriation’ fad among gamers to replace kilts… I’ve got it! Our goal, by next year, is to start gamers wearing South African neck rings!”

“Oh Edward, you’re so sparkly!”

“Ebay Swipe!”

“That’s a great idea, isn’t it? Certainly nothing that you and I first did, oh, I dunno, 10 years ago, or anything….”