MLS Sucks Too Much.

David Beckham, originally touted as the star who would elevate soccer in America by his transfer to Los Angeles, has announced that he wants his temporary loan to AC Milan to become permanent.

His main goal was to maintain fitness and a quality of play, so that he can be picked for the England team at the 2010 World Cup, and apparently American footy sucks way too much right now.

“It’s nothing against the MLS and the football over there, because it’s a game that will grow but it will take quite a few years.”

Bringing world stars like Beckham into MLS was supposed to be part of the process of that growth, but unfortunately nobody of any real quality wants to play in a supposed top-flight league that’s only on par with a second or third-tier league in Europe. Hell, even the best *American* players choose Europe over MLS, or at the very least go out on loan after MLS’ laughably-short season.

…which brings me to a related point. In an effort to appeal to American sports franchise owners, FIFA allowed the MLS to remove any system of relegation or promotion, which is one of the main points of drama in the game. FIFA also allowed MLS to have the shortest professional season of any league in the world.

With a brief season and no threat of dropping, is it any wonder that the league is stagnant?

It’s changes like this which are the reason that fans like me get up early to watch live matches from England, instead of spending that energy in supporting our local clubs. The very changes that FIFA made in the hopes of making the game more successful in America, are precisely the sort of thing which alienates the very die-hards that they need for the game to catch on.

Or in other words: if your league doesn’t attract soccer FANS, how is it going to attract the general audience?

Bah.

Friday Music

This week:

I wanted to track down the song used in the new Ford Flex commercials, as it sounded familiar to me. Sure enough, it’s a 2000 track from Poe, from her album Haunted: Poe – “Hey Pretty.”

…but wait! There’s more. Turns out that there was a remix of the song done in 2001, where most of her vocals are replaced by a recording of Poe’s brother, Mark Danielewski, reading from his brilliant novel House of Leaves. I’m not sure which version I liked more, so I’m posting both. Poe (feat. Mark Danielewski) – “Hey Pretty (Drive-By Remix).”

I haven’t posted any French hip-hop for in a long while. So, here we go. I discovered this via the excellent Yo La La French Hip-hop Podcast. Calogero et Passi – “Face à la mer.”

One of my favorite Cure tracks, which often gets forgotten amid their more well-known stuff. This was the lead track from 1987’s Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me, quickly overshadowed by the hit single “Just Like Heaven”, but I love the agonized guitar riff of this song far, far more — The Cure – “The Kiss.”

The brilliantly-named Austin band Ringo Deathstarr has an EP coming out this March. In the meantime, you can check them out on Myspace, or via this song: Ringo Deathstarr – “Some Kind of Sad.”

I posted this long ago, but it’s too brilliant to post only once. Jurassic 5 DJ Cut Chemist, before he ever released his solo work, cutting up some 30s jazz in a brilliant display of turntablism: Jurassic 5 (feat. Cut Chemist) – “Swing Set.”

This song will always make me think of Jonathan Rhys Meyers in purple glitter. Sometimes, you just need that mental image, and sometimes you just need to hear this: Brian Eno – “Needle In The Camel’s Eye.”

Enjoy.

More Tech Fun

Wow. 2009 appears to be the year of technical trouble.

My Wireless Router is officially BRICKED. It’s about 2 years old (conveniently placing it outside of Netgear’s warranty period), and it apparently is a fairly common issue (all lights stay lit, which apparently means that it’s getting stuck on diagnostic boot-up, and even a hard reset isn’t fixing it).

Not a huge inconvenience. The main reason for the wireless was so that The Minion could connect from her bedroom (with the added luxury of and I being able to connect via laptops from downstairs), and she’s off at school. Most of my internet time is spent on the desktop, anyway.

Still, though — annoying. Chalk it up to the list of things I need to purchase when some spare funds come in.