Now THIS is More Like It!

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   Oh Great Cthulhu!

   I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

   Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I rescued lactam from being sacrificed (-200 points). In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I exposed gmskarka to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points).

   In short, I have been very bad (-560 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

   Your humble and obedient servant,
   d20hound

   Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

   
   

   Sleeping with the Deep Ones… but only after exposing you to a soul-rending horror.

2. Old Man Winters!?

   In January, I stopped gamera_spinning from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points)

   And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling Gareth!

   And now, for no particular reason, Scooby Doo and the Call of Cthulhu

3. Hiya!

4. 

   Oh Great Cthulhu!

   I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

   In July, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon jendaby (65 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points). In September, I fed grnvixen to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I sacrificed mesniu to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

   In short, I have been very good (1075 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

   Your humble and obedient servant,
   the_themiscyran

   Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

   
   

5. Hiya back. …and you are?

6. I’m just someone who’s seen you around in LiveJournal Land and thought I’d say hi.

   Uh… Hi.

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