So the no-talent hack that has pissed me off on several occasions in the past has just released a new product, which was pointed out to me by another publisher:
Yes, folks….the dreaded DOBULE AGENT!
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How long can we hope for it to remain uncorrected?
And this really begs for a character who provides management and representation for lesbian folk singers, the Sobule Agent!
Fool! The Dobule is a cross between a dollop and a globule, the shape and form of an alien protoplasmic species who can change chape to appear human!
You simply don’t understand genius when you see it.
Speaks volumes, don’t it?
hee… hehehehehehehehehehehehehe… That made me snort.
Lloyd Pilkington: Agent of DOBULE
It has a certain je ne sais quoi, don’t you think?
“An information specialist and an expert in the delicate art of infiltration, the Double Agent is a veritable master of deceit who works in the employment of one (sometimes two) of the many spying networks of the world.”
By definition, wouldn’t a Double Agent need to be in the employ of a minimum of two spying networks?
Ah, blessed, blessed come-uppance. You taste like cotton candy. That cures cancer.
Why is it that so many editors have trouble finding work? They are needed everywhere!
…that dobule checking your spelling for the cover would be at the very top of priorities.
Didn’t she do that “I Kissed A Girl” song in the early/mid-90s?
a. Bad spelling.
b. Bad math.
c. sure-fire flop.
Can we make a pool as to how long until the cover is fixed?
What if he just works as a freelance contractor for the other one(s)? ;)
Highly amusing. I mean, really… how inept can the guy get?
My son and I had a good laugh over this.
Some folks, like the creator of this PDF, are too cheap to hire one.
Heh, obviously you get what you pay for.
I think you should release a Trilpe Agnet PDF for $1.50.
How do you know about the Trilpe! And for god’s sake, what are you doing discussing them on an open channel?
That is priceless.
(Fine art, too.)
That’s an inspiring piece of work, eh? :)
I’d like the Dobule Agent more if I could be one multiclassed with Rouge.