Damen und Herren, der ÜberPapst
Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger has been elected as Pope Benedict XVI.
- Ratzinger was head of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith …. which was originally formed as the Sacred Congregation of the Universal Inquisition.
- Ratzinger is a Bavarian
- Ratzinger was a member of the Hitler Youth, and served in the army of the Third Reich, manning an anti-aircraft unit that protected a BMW factory making aircraft engines, staffed by slaves from Dachau concentration camp.
So, basically, we’ve got a Grand Inquisitor, who was raised and served in the Third Reich, who hails from the supposed home of the Illuminati, as Pope.
That sound you’re hearing is Dan Brown in the beginning throes of a year-long orgasm. :)