Things Which Are Weird

  • That new Quizno’s commercial — the one with their Prime Rib and Garlic Bread sub. At the end of the commercial, there’s a woman who says “it’s not lacking any meat — and that’s what a real woman NEEDS!”….followed by the barely-controlled, Renfield-ian cackle of someone losing their grip on their shattered sanity. It disturbs me.
  • I had a dream last night of attending a wedding reception for and , which is cool, but part-way through, Celine Deion swept in, spoke to the assembled guests in nonsensical French (I speak the language, and it isn’t anything I understood), and then gifted the happy couple a huge-ass giant screen TV. My brain is strange.