- That new Quizno’s commercial — the one with their Prime Rib and Garlic Bread sub. At the end of the commercial, there’s a woman who says “it’s not lacking any meat — and that’s what a real woman NEEDS!”….followed by the barely-controlled, Renfield-ian cackle of someone losing their grip on their shattered sanity. It disturbs me.
- I had a dream last night of attending a wedding reception for
and , which is cool, but part-way through, Celine Deion swept in, spoke to the assembled guests in nonsensical French (I speak the language, and it isn’t anything I understood), and then gifted the happy couple a huge-ass giant screen TV. My brain is strange.
The Meme-Mandated, Semi-Regularly-Updated, Occasionally Coherent Thoughts of G.M. Skarka
“How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?”
Any dream that includes Celine Dion = nightmare.
I haven’t eaten at Quizno’s in years for fear of being attacked by spongmonkeys or harangued by talking babies. I find few of Quizno’s commercials any more reassuring.
And they had to show it at EVERY commerical break during last night’s BSG. Which is where I assume you were bombarded by it as well. Yeah, freaky ass laugh.
The spongmonkeys are terrifying.
The baby doesn’t bother me as much…maybe because it is a Bob.
I’m really really frightened by that dream. Of course, that could be because I’m really really frightened by Celine Dion…
That Quiznos commercial is so disturbing.
Well, the quizno’s ad is glaringly wrong…
but nowhere near the level of these
http://www.awfulcommercials.com/mrspauls01.php
http://www.awfulcommercials.com/starburst02.php
http://www.awfulcommercials.com/influence01.php
weird to a T.