Rock Star

The DNC just announced that Barack Obama’s acceptance speech for the Democratic Presidential Nomination is being moved. They’re not going to do it in the Pepsi Center (where the rest of the convention is being held).

They’re doing it in the 76,000-seat Mile High Stadium.

Meanwhile, John McCain will accept his party’s grudging acceptance of his nomination in front of a green backdrop, as he blinks uncomfortably in front of the teleprompters with a rictus “grin” on his face, thrilling the crowd of dozens.

Heh. You almost feel sorry for the Republicans. Almost.