- “God bless consumer confidence.”
- “Drink your Weak Lemon Drink!”
- “Send the sober one for towels.”
- “Why can’t geek girls wear pants? Games are about acquisition of stuff. Some of that stuff could be PANTS.”
- “We’re bypassing the middle-man “books”, and selling pretension directly to the consumer.”
- “I know, I know — the games aren’t more fun in his room.”
- “The laser-hair-removal booth chick looks like she lost a bet.”
- “…and now, for today’s exciting round of “Are You Fucking Kidding Me…””
- “I heard her describe us as her ‘booth partners’ and her ‘printers.’ I’m not entirely sure she’s quite got the jist of this relationship.”
- “Your father head-butts people on the internet.”
- “That’s three Ennies. Are we rock stars yet?”
- “Let me guess — you’ve got a portrait in an attic somewhere, don’t you….”
- “I think we’ve moved on from “is wearing my Ennies medal a bit naff” to “exactly how naff is it?”
- “Why was he at the line meeting?” “I thought you invited him.” “….um, NO…”
- “One drink and I’m buzzing? What the hell… Oh yeah. I forgot about the Vicodin…”
- “I’ll talk to you. You look sane.”
….and many, many more.
Helluva show. Now back to work. Feel free to add more context-free quotes via comments!
