Stupid Writing Rules

One of the many things that THEY tell you when you’re a writer is that you’re not supposed to talk about what you’re writing, to anyone.

No, I don’t know who THEY are. THEY just get cited an awful lot.

Apparently, discussing any aspect of a project drains the energy that you’d actually put forward into actually writing the damned thing. You get all enthusiastic about telling someone what you’re doing, that when you sit down to actually write it (so the conventional wisdom tells us), you have no drive.

Well, goddammit.

Thing is, I like telling people what I’m doing–I like getting feedback as I work. It should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me that I thrive on an audience, and sharing my projects-under-construction is a cheap way of getting an audience in advance.

Problem, though, is that THEY are right. When I’ve gone and blabbed about what I’m doing, it does tend to take the wind out of my sails when it comes down to getting words to paper (or pixels on screens, or whatever).

Feh. As a janitor in my freshman dorm once told me: “Wahl, ya caint win fer losin’…” Sounds like a wise statement, and as such it’s stuck with me since then…largely because I can’t quite suss out exactly what it’s supposed to mean. Gotta admit, though…that’s damn year Yoda-like obfuscated wisdom…only partially diluted by the fact that the Jedi Master in question was squatted down in front of the room’s heater, replacing a filter. Hard to appear wise when your asscrack is poking out from the top of your Wranglers…but hell, Yoda was a muppet (before graduating to CGI), so what do I know.

So, I’ve got a bunch of ideas churning around in my head, which I’m dying to talk about, but if I do, I run the risk of withering them on the vine. Without talking about them, though, I’m afraid that I will have a hard time sustaining interest.

So, I guess ya caint win fer losin’, after all.

GMS

Design update

Not much to add tonight (I know, I know)…however, those of you who are interested in the progress of my latest RPG project, Apollyon Noir, might find this thread at The Forge of interest. I’ve posted the bare-bones of the system on their game design forum for comments. Check it out, if that’s the sort of thing ya like.

Now, kneel before the might of the UltraLove NINJA. Be sure to watch the movie…I smell a meme in the making.

More tomorrow. I promise.

GMS

What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?

OK, it’s come to my attention that I’m apparently not updating this thing often enough. Sheesh, you’re a demanding lot. Fine…I’ll up the frequency.

According to the BBC, Blondes will be extinct in 200 years. Man, is my mother going to be pissed.

Repeat after me: Two more years…two more years…. I am tired as hell of this puritanical crackhead. We need to get that NYC seccession movement started up. Who’s with me?

I mean, take this for example: it seems that the very chemical and biological weapons program that we’re so freaked out about Iraq possessing came from us in the first place. Great, huh?

Of course, all of our birkenstock-wearing, wheat-grass drinking, extreme-sports, granola twenty-something protesting “Perrier Proletariat” are more concerned with making a statement about globalization, rather than the Cromwellian coup that happened in this country. Apparently, this statement is largely centered around blocking traffic and up-ending trash cans, with the occasional brick through a Starbuck’s window.

Wankers.

Wow….nostalgia one day, and then follow it up with “kids-these-days” curmudgeoning the next. I expect my grumpy-old-man membership kit to arrive in the mail tomorrow.

Damn kids…get offa my lawn!

(mutter mutter)

GMS