Self-Publishing (Music Edition)

I had a bit about this over on Twitter, but I thought this merited an actual blog post.

From the realm of “OMG The Sky Is Falling” news reports, we see that Cake sets record for lowest-selling #1 album.

The story goes on to tell us that Cake’s new album, “Showroom of Compassion” only sold 44,000 copies in its debut week, making it the lowest-selling top-seller EVAR. This is then backed up with ominous data about Tailor Swift having the previous record last week with 52K, and overall sales being down 11%, yadda yadda yadda.

Oh NOES! The music industry! Won’t somebody think of the children music industry?
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Friday Music

Here we go again. Some of the stuff that’s been floating through my head this week.

I had almost completely forgotten about this song, which was on *heavy* rotation in 1982. They were supposed to be the next Rush. Apparently, Canada had a knack for producing prog-rock-influenced AOR from four-letter bands. Loved this song, though, and was pleased to rediscover it. Saga – “On The Loose.”

From old to new, or rather, to “new from old.” A blistering track from the most recent album by post-punk stalwarts Killing Joke. My Brother-in-Law played this track for me over the holidays, and it hooked me pretty much immediately. Killing Joke – “European Superstate.”

Back to old — classic turn-of-the-80s New Wave from the UK: Squeeze – “Another Nail In My Heart.” Difford and Tillbrook were pretty much the New Wave’s answer to Lennon and McCartney (or, less flatteringly, perhaps the Oasis of the time?).

New again — specifically a great example of the dubstep genre. This track took the form from a purely club thing to reaching the top 10 of the UK charts this past summer. Magnetic Man – “I Need Air.”

Back to the 80s — when I hear this song, I still see a cigarette boat crashing through Caribbean waves on Miami Vice. When the drum beat kicks in, it still strikes me as the coolest riff in the world. Russ Ballard – “Voices.”

More new — another track from the Danish former-ballet-dancer-turned-model-turned-popstar Nanna Øland Fabricius (AKA Oh Land), that I first talked about in mid-December. (again — holy crap, LOOK AT HER.) This time around, she turns out a fairy-tale-meets-Bond-theme-ballad. Oh Land – “Wolf & I.”

We’ll close with the US version of Republica’s big 90s hit — I always preferred this version to the UK/Europe release, because the US version added heavier guitars to the largely-electronic track, which added much-needed energy, in my opinion. Republica – “Ready to Go.”

There you go, kids — Enjoy!

Friday Music — Special Holiday Edition

Here you go, kids — the holiday edition of Friday Music, just in time!

For those who haven’t partaken before, the format of the holiday special is a bit different from the usual Friday Music entry. Instead of individual links to cool shit I found online, the album is downloadable as a single zip file, with album artwork.

Click on the album cover to download the zip file from Rapidshare!

The Tracklist:

1. Kay Star – “[Everybody’s Waiting For]The Man With The Bag.” — Ring-a-ding-ding. Swingin’ Yuletide tune from the early 1950s. Dig.
2. The Puppini Sisters – “Last Christmas.” Wham’s cheese-tastic Christmas single, done as a 1940s Andrews Sisters close-harmony.
3. The Blind Boys Of Alabama – “Last Month Of The Year.” The guys who did the best version of “The Wire” theme do a holy-roller Southern Baptist hymn.
4. Jon Anderson – “Three Ships.” The lead singer of Yes, from his mid-80s space-hippy solo album.
5. Aled Jones – “Walking In The Air.” The haunting creepy sound of English Christmas — snow, mystery and the threat of death. (From “The Magic Snowman”)
6. Sting – “Gabriel’s Message.” My favorite version of this carol.
7. Jethro Tull – “Ring Out Solstice Bells.” Equal-opportunity holiday music for the pagans in the house.
8. Dr. John – “Merry Christmas Baby.” Gravel-voiced New Orleans legend does the grind-iest classic.
9. Hurts – “All I Want For Christmas Is New Year’s Day.” The Manchester synth-pop act that I featured last week — this is their shot at this year’s Christmas Number One.
10. Big Daddy Kane, Roxanne Shante, MC Shan – “Cold Chillin’ Christmas.” An amazing slice of late-80s NYC hip-hop, featuring absolute LEGENDS.
11. Jon Anderson – “Holly and the Ivy.” More from Anderson’s spacey solo record — this time, one of my favorite carols.
12. Irma Thomas – “O Holy Night.” Done right, this carol gives me chills. This is done right. Full-on Baptist Choir backing a jazz vocalist.
13. Kate Bush – “December Will Be Magic Again.” I love this far more than it deserves. Kate Bush at her magical, kate-bushiest best.
14. Louis Armstrong – “‘Zat You, Santa Claus.” We close as we came in — swinging and stompin’. Dig.

Thanks for listening, folks. Enjoy.