Excerpt (and no, I’m not fucking kidding):
During a trip to Panama earlier this month, Bush said that Americans “do not torture.”
However, appearing on CNN’s “Late Edition” program, [US National Security Adviser Stephen] Hadley elaborated on the policy, making clear the White House could envisage circumstances, in which the broad pledge not to torture might not apply.
So, in other words:
We DO NOT Torture.
Um….well, except when we do.