GAMA Trade Show 2009, Via Context-Free Quotes

“Bluffing people who don’t know what they’re doing is a bit like doing magic tricks for cats.”

“You’re the tallest asian man I’ve ever seen…Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha!”

“Did you just butt-dial the elevator?”

“Fuck you, Pool. Lobby comes first.”

“Oh, by the way: NDA.”

“For five million dollars, I’d piss on them.”

“I have taken your measure, Sir, and found you wanting. Good DAY.”

“Stop Waffing. I’m Sewious!”

“They sell VHS tapes, and they’re pissed because I make Blu-Ray discs.”

“They’re totally going to kiss.”

“I’m sorry, but I’m afraid I’ve got a “No Condescending Twats” policy. I’m sure you understand.”

“It’s not a love/hate relationship… more of a tolerate/avoid kinda thing.”

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