You Can’t Make This Shit Up, Part Two

Read this. I have no words.

Excerpt (and no, I’m not fucking kidding):

During a trip to Panama earlier this month, Bush said that Americans “do not torture.”

However, appearing on CNN’s “Late Edition” program, [US National Security Adviser Stephen] Hadley elaborated on the policy, making clear the White House could envisage circumstances, in which the broad pledge not to torture might not apply.

So, in other words:

We DO NOT Torture.

Um….well, except when we do.