They Still Think You’re Stupid

OhNoes! Another Terrorist Confession! Front page news! Make sure that Ma & Pa Kettle from Lower Stumblefuck, Red State, know that the Eeeeeeeeeeeevil is still out there!

Meanwhile — Republican Senator Arlen Specter said recently on the Senate floor, on the record, that former San Diego-based US Attorney Carol Lam may have been fired “because she was about to investigate other people who were politically powerful.”

Lam had spearheaded the investigation of former Republican congressman Randy “Duke” Cunningham, who is currently serving 8 years for bribery and income tax evasion. She notified the Justice Department that she’d be serving search warrants on former CIA officer and Cunningham associate Kyle “Dusty” Foggo and defense contractor Brent Wilkes. The investigation was also pointing in the direction of then-sitting House Appropriations Committee Jerry Lewis (R-CA).

There is also evidence that Lam may have been following the corruption trail directly to the White House.

Here are the connections:

  • Washington D.C. defense contractor Mitchell Wade pled guilty last February to paying “Duke” Cunningham more than $1 million in bribes.
  • Wade’s company MZM Inc., which had never held a federal contract and had no experience in federal contracting, recieved its first federal contract directly from the White House. The contract, which ran from July 15 to August 15, 2002, stipulated that Wade be paid $140,000 to “provide office furniture and computers for Vice President Dick Cheney.”
  • Two weeks later, on August 30, 2002, Wade purchased a yacht for $140,000 for Cunningham.
  • According to Cunningham’s sentencing memorandum, the purchase price of the boat had been negotiated earlier that summer — around the same time the White House awarded the contract to MZM.
  • In September 2002, the General Services Administration, lobbied by Cunningham, signed a so-called blanket purchase agreement with MZM totaling $250 million over five years.

In other words:

The White House awarded a one-month, $140,000 contract to a contractor who had never held a federal contract. Two weeks after he got paid, that same contractor used a cashier’s check for exactly that amount to buy a boat for an imprisoned congressman at a price that had been pre-negotiated. Read about it here.

Certainly enough to make one want to look further. But no, Lam was fired.

But Terrorists are confessing! Pay no attention to the other stuff!

Friday Music

What’s the haps, chaps?

To start off with, here’s a song in honor of tomorrow’s observation of Lá Fhéile Pádraig. My uncle and cousin are marching in NYC with their pipe band, which I’m sad that I’ll miss. Anyway — for all you fans of The Dropkick Murphys and Flogging Molly…..throw that copy-cat shite out the bloody window, and listen to the originators: The Pogues – “Bottle of Smoke.”

A song for berkie, based on the title alone. Made me laugh when I saw it, and then I listened and liked it muchly. So, here you go: The Dollyrots – “Because I’m Awesome.”

Been grooving out to this track recently. One of those rare instances where I like the group, and I like the guy doing the remix. LCD Soundsystem – “North American Scum (Dunproofin’s Not From England Either Mix)”

Jerry Lee Lewis has a new album out, Last Man Standing, where he does duets with other artists, ranging from Tom Jones to Willie Nelson. This is the absolutely brilliant lead-off track, where he duets with Jimmy Page on a rockabilly arrangement of a Led Zeppelin classic — Jerry Lee Lewis (feat. Jimmy Page) – “Rock and Roll.”

On the subject of brilliant guitarists, here’s a 1937 track from Django Reinhardt. (If Darth Sidious had used Django instead of Jango for the basis of his Clone Army, they wouldn’t have been any better shots….but they’d be amazing guitarists!) Django Reinhardt – “Oriental Shuffle.”

Just ’cause — one of my favorite songs by the Cure. I’d almost like it better if it was purely instrumental. The long intro before the lyrics is so good, I’m not sure the vocals are even neccessary. The Cure – “Fascination Street.”

I’m not a fan of cover songs which sound exactly like the original. It was already done, people. Here, however, is an example of a good cover — one that takes the original and does something new with it, which still manages to be very cool (it’s a fine line to walk — very easy to screw up and ruin it). It’s a track by Devotchka, doing a Velvet Underground classic which I almost didn’t recognize at first. Excellent. Devotchka – “Venus In Furs.”

There you go. Enjoy.

Progress

Well, it worked.

Even with the distractions of the internet, and people, and going to lunch, etc., working on the novel outside of the office appears to be just the kick in the ass that my brain needed.

Yesterday’s result: 1400 words.

Not a lot, but it’s a start. 1400 words I didn’t have before, and more importantly, 1400 words that I’m fairly happy with.

Now I finally get to use one of these nifty writers-blog progress bars!