Today, while writing at the Union on campus:
Girl standing in nearby group, wearing those ridiculously-tight, barely-more-than-panties, ass-hanging-out-of-the-bottom cotton shorts that are apparently popular with some college students right now, speaking to her friends: “I’ve got to go. I’ve got class.”
Another girl, seated nearby, not in the above group: “No, you don’t. You really, really don’t.”
Loud enough for me to hear…and subsequently, for “bootie shorts” and her pals to hear as well.
I looked up and gave her a golf clap for some high-quality snark.