The Palindrone: (n) A stream of nonsensical rambling, containing the following neccessary ingredients:
1) Sentence fragments assembled from about 6 different issue-related talking points, used in combination, regardless of issue.
2) The phrase “maverick,” preferably used two or three times per sentence fragment.
3) Any combination of the following: “Yabetcha,” “Doggonnit,” “Ya know, also,” “Gosh,” “Gonna,” “Joe Six-Pack,” “fersure,” all delivered in an accent that comes straight off the set of Fargo.