Month: October 2008

With conservative commentators now saying things like this:

“I’m not the only male in America who, when Palin dropped her first wink, sat up a little straighter on the couch and said, “Hey, I think she just winked at me.” And her smile. By the end, when she clearly knew she was doing well, it was so sparkling it was almost mesmerizing. It sent little starbursts through the screen and ricocheting around the living rooms of America.”

It’s pretty obvious that they have nothing left, and they’re hoping that Palin’s so-called “Babe” factor will rope in the desperately-in-need-of-a-blowjob conservative male base.

So, pretty much, the Republican ticket has been revealed for what it is:

The Palindrone: (n) A stream of nonsensical rambling, containing the following neccessary ingredients:

1) Sentence fragments assembled from about 6 different issue-related talking points, used in combination, regardless of issue.

2) The phrase “maverick,” preferably used two or three times per sentence fragment.

3) Any combination of the following: “Yabetcha,” “Doggonnit,” “Ya know, also,” “Gosh,” “Gonna,” “Joe Six-Pack,” “fersure,” all delivered in an accent that comes straight off the set of Fargo.