Discordians 0wnzz0rz Teh 50lar 5y5t3m!

The planet (originally code-named “Xena”) that recently caused a shit-ton of academic chaos and resulted in Pluto’s demotion now has an official name:

ERIS.

The Paratheo-Anametamystikhood of Eris Esoteric must be giggling like fiends right about now.

Well, more than usual, I mean.