Superman Returns

Come on — you know I was going to see it on Opening Day.

First off — this pretty much was the final straw for me. I am now a full-on proponent of simultaneous release (releasing a film in theatres, on DVD and on Pay-per-view at the same time, as Soderbergh did with his latest, and letting consumers pick their preferred format), theater owners be damned. That movie would have been so much more enjoyable had I seen in on a home theater system with the same group of friends, rather than wedged into crappy Lawrence theatre seats, surrounded by dipshit college students.

Now then:

Spoilerific review, for those who care about such things…