….it is my happy duty to introduce you to the newest Lane Act to ply the paths and shadow-dappled streets of the Kansas City Renaissance Festival.
Courting Italians: Giacomo Casanova (yrs. truly) and two lovely Venetian courtesans: Beatrice (
I have come to teach the English the true art of Wooing…..and to help, I’ve brought two women who are….shall we say…..pre-disposed towards wooing. Pre-woo’d, you might say.
Yes, folks: Bawdy, Brassy and Ballsy….just you wait.
(We had our meeting with the E.D. about it this morning— he was extremely receptive, and hired us on the spot. We’re all thrilled!)