Eleventy-billion things on my to-do list, for Work…..for Festival…..for the Wedding.
Getting a tooth pulled tomorrow.
I am in such a serious state of BOO right now, that there’s nothing I want to do more than simply take a day off.
Can’t.
FUCK.
Eleventy-billion things on my to-do list, for Work…..for Festival…..for the Wedding.
Getting a tooth pulled tomorrow.
I am in such a serious state of BOO right now, that there’s nothing I want to do more than simply take a day off.
Can’t.
FUCK.
Of course, all Ma & Pa Kettle from Lower Stumblefuck, Red State will ever hear about is how the Forces of Christian Goodness defeated the plot of those Eeeeeeeeeeevil Brown People to Attack America. Follow-up stories like this, which reveal the political timing of the almost-entirely-staged event, never get broad exposure.
Do America a favor, people — forward this story to every person you know who is drinking the Kool-Aid. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll snap out of it.