Apparently, China has ordered a halt on the rural tradition of strippers at funerals.
I’ll give you a moment, to read over that again. Go ahead. I’ll wait here.
Strippers were commonly used to draw mourners to the funerals — and, the more people who came to a funeral, the more the dead person was honored.
Man, that’s how I’m going out! You’re all my witnesses!
Can’t see it working in rural areas here, though….
“Man, Cletus was a first-class Asshole……but did you see the tits on that one?!?”