Dear Santa meme? HELL No!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon angelbedwell (65 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I stopped gamera_spinning from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). In August, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-1170 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I’ll be over here in the corner, gibbering like a madman. KThnx.
(A Press Release that hit the various boards today, re-posted here for those who are interested)
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