Teh SuXx0rz that is This Weekend

So, finally got my once-a-month paycheck yesterday, from November’s sales. Also got my once-every-three-months consultant contract payment.

So, in the realm of good: Ka-Fucking-CHING.

In the realm of Teh Suck: Almost every bit of Christmas shopping that I have to do will need to be done this weekend. Saturday, to be specific.

I suspect that by Saturday night, and I will be about ready to climb a tower with a rifle. Anybody want to do something, to prevent the disaster?