Now THIS is More Like It!

Dear Santa meme? HELL No!

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In February, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In June, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]angelbedwell (65 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I stopped [info]gamera_spinning from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). In August, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-1170 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
GMSkarka

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

I’ll be over here in the corner, gibbering like a madman. KThnx.

6 Replies to “Now THIS is More Like It!”

  1. Oh Great Cthulhu!

    I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

    Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). Yesterday, I rescued [info]lactam from being sacrificed (-200 points). In March, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I exposed [info]gmskarka to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points).

    In short, I have been very bad (-560 points) and deserve to be sent to sleep with the Deep Ones.

    Your humble and obedient servant,
    d20hound

    Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!


    Sleeping with the Deep Ones… but only after exposing you to a soul-rending horror.

  2. Oh Great Cthulhu!

    I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

    In July, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]jendaby (65 points). In January, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points). In September, I fed [info]grnvixen to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I sacrificed [info]mesniu to Cthulhu (500 points). In April, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). Last week, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

    In short, I have been very good (1075 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

    Your humble and obedient servant,
    the_themiscyran

    Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!


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