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FOUR JOBS YOU’VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Writer
2. Managing Editor for a magazine
3. Business Consultant (publishing)
4. Graphic Designer for a newspaper
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER: (only four???)
1. The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension
2. Star Wars
3. Big Trouble in Little China
4. The Rocketeer
FOUR CITIES YOU’VE LIVED IN:
1. New York City
2. Lawrence, Kansas
3. Atlanta, Georgia
4. Basking Ridge, New Jersey
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. Doctor Who
2. Firefly
3. Deadwood
4. Battlestar Galactica
FOUR PLACES YOU’VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Slippery Rock, PA (Site of the annual Pennsic War)
2. Las Vegas, NV (Working a convention, but stayed a few extra days, so I suppose that counts)
3. Sanibel Island, Florida
4. Various spots in and around the Hamptons (extended family live throughout the area, and I’d visit, so that counts too, I suppose).
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. http://www.rpgnow.com/
2. http://www.livejournal.com/
3. http://www.adamantentertainment.com/
4. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/
FOUR OF YOUR ALL TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
1. Brothers Four Pizzeria, Center Moriches NY
2. Copper Kettle Deli, Basking Ridge, NJ
3. Papa Kenos, Lawrence KS
4. The Stop Inn, Woodside NY
FOUR COSTUMES YOU’VE WORN ON HALLOWEEN:
1. Luke Skywalker (age 8)
2. A Klingon, complete with latex head ridge (23)
3. Green Lantern (33)
4. Destruction (as in “Death and…”, this year)
FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
1. Pizza
2. Lobster
3. Steak
4. Buffalo Wings
FOUR THINGS YOU WANT RIGHT NOW:
1. Lunch
2. My work for December to be done, so I can have the rest of the month off.
3. Company (getting stir crazy here by myself all the time)
4. An orgasm (because that’s ALWAYS on the list).
FOUR NICKNAMES YOU’VE HAD:
1. G
2. G-Man (ugh. AWFUL….and I assure you, not with my approval)
3. Spindleshanks (my oldest uncle called me this when I was little, and still does from time to time)
4. Gab. (Pronounced “Gob”….bit of a story: My cousin, when she was 2, couldn’t say “Gareth”, so she called me “Gaboop.” She stopped, but my parents shortened it to “Gab”, which they still occasionally use.)
FOUR FAVORITE PETS/ANIMALS: (I’ve got three right now, so I’ll name those, plus one)
1. Zoe (AKA dumbdog)
2. Taryn (cat)
3. Charlotte (also cat)
4. Lady Jane (my grandmother’s Saint Bernard, when I was a young’n)
Destruction (as in “Death and…”, this year)
And to my sick little mind comes the lyric, clearly in my head as if I was listing in my office to Dr. Demento…
Nothing but death
Nothing but death
Nothing but death and destruction
Bad Breath, armpits, terminal acne
Nothing but death for me
from the Punk Polka.
D.