A Day in the Life of Joe Conservative

(This was sent to me — I loved it, so I’m sharing)

Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some Liberal fought for minimum water quality standards.

He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some Liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some Liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too because his employer needs to offer competitive benefits to hire the best people.

Joe prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some Liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

Joe takes his morning shower, reaching for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some Liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging Liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

Joe drives to work in one of the safest cars in the world because some Liberal fought to raise safety standards and emission controls.

Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with good pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some Liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some Liberal didn’t think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noon, and Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC up to $100,000 because some Liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from greedy, unscrupulous bankers like the ones who ruined the banking system before the depression.

Joe needs to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten Mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some Liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electric until some big government Liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some Liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.

He turns on a radio talk show, the host keeps saying that Liberals are bad and Conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day)

Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government Liberals ruining our lives; after all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.

Time Machine

This is a godsend for my pulp-related work right now:

A Day In Radio — On Sept. 21, 1939, WJSV, an AM station in Washington, D.C., recorded its entire 19-hour broadcast day for the National Archives. Everything — news, station announcements, soap operas, quiz shows, music programs, a speech before a joint session of Congress by President Roosevelt (regarding America’s neutrality laws, in the face of the “European War”), and even a Washington Senators baseball game.

Now, 67 years later, I’m sitting here listening to everything in streaming audio via the web. Amazing.

When The Levees Broke

Monday and Tuesday night, we watched Spike Lee’s new 4-hour documentary, When The Levees Broke: A Requiem In Four Acts.

Wow.

Originally intended to be two hours, Lee expanded the film into four, with each Act covering (roughly): Landfall, Flooding, Aftermath, and Recovery. Lee stays behind the camera, and the story plays out in first-person interviews and archival news footage.

If you weren’t angry before, you’ll be livid by the end of it….especially by the end of the final act, which shows that almost nothing has been done in the year since Katrina. They’re still finding bodies, Streets haven’t even been cleared of debris in some areas, FEMA is still a joke, and only 25% of the city’s population is back — the ones who were evacuated having been given one-way tickets to locations of FEMA’s choosing (regardless of where they had family).

Over and over again in the documentary people ask how does this happen in the world’s richest country? How does a government kill a city?

It’s absolutely chilling. Watch it.

The Media is sure to do year-after retrospectives as the month ends. They’ll probably talk about how “Katrina” did this to New Orleans….but the truth is that the city was wiped out by the Government. First, by the Army Corps of Engineers, who knowingly built sub-standard levees which didn’t hold (as has now been proven…quietly), and then by the Bush Administration which fiddled while the city drowned, and has done nothing since.