The Meme-Mandated, Semi-Regularly-Updated, Occasionally Coherent Thoughts of G.M. Skarka
The Department of Defense has released documentation confirming government surveillance of groups opposed to the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” law banning openly lesbian, gay and bisexual service members.
You know, living in a country founded by Puritans really fucking sucks.
Dick “Go Fuck Yourself” Cheney threw out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener today —
To the sound of thunderous boos and catcalls.
Here’s the video. Fox News actually had to mute the crowd, the booing was so loud…but they brought the crowd sound back in at the end….and they were still roaring with disapproval.
Cost of an illegal Iraq War – $280,000,000,000
Projected national debt – $9,000,000,000,000
Having the Vice-President being booed by 45,000+ Americans during America’s Pastime – Priceless.
TO: Gareth
FROM: Your Abdominal Muscles
Just an important note: Kicking off your new gym membership is a good thing.
Doing cardio on a stationary bike, followed by a Nautilus circuit, is also a good thing.
However, jumping right in and setting the Crunch machine to 110 lbs, when you haven’t done any gym work in over a decade, is a bone-headed maneuver of the highest order. Yes, you can still do the set. However, in return, here’s some lovely screaming agony from us to you.
Cheers, dipshit.