Month: April 2006

A psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University has devised a mathematical formula to describe the perfect female posterior.

(S+C) x (B+F)/T = V.

It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry. S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness. V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite.

It’s all scientifical. (Nods sagely.)

A couple of things that caught my attention this morning:

Phone-Jamming Scheme Designed To Prevent N.H. Dems From Voting Tied To White House…
Wow. Republicans involved in questionable election-day tactics that may or may not be illegal. Color me shocked.

Christians Sue For Right To Be Intolerant…
As Bill Maher said: “When you run all three branches of government, it’s a bit of a stretch to claim that you’re persecuted….”

Thanks to , I watched The Promise on DVD last night:

The movie was great. Beautifully shot, Fairy-tale-esque wuxia tale. I recommend that you see it.

(Oh, : I figured out the problem. It’s not that it was Mpeg-2, but rather that it’s a PAL format video, rather than NTSC format. My DVD player has a built in converter (as do most computers), so it read without difficulty)