Vampire-slaying Kit on eBay

This is perhaps the coolest thing ever.

The auction has ended, but it claimed to be a 19th-century Vampire-hunting kit.

The kit contains: “one wooden hammer (6.5 inches long), four stakes 6 inches-each) — the wooden hammer has applied a small holy cross, same as the stakes; the lower side containing: prayer book, crucifix, knife and eight bottles with Pamant (holy soil), Agheazma (holy water), Mir (anointing oil), Tamaie (holy incense), Usturoi (garlic), red serum, blue serum and secret potion.” “The metal box contains one syringe and it can be used to inject liquid garlic or secret serums into vampires. It has a small cross on it made of silver . The syringe can sustain temperatures up to 200 Celsius degrees. The cross is very old, with one beautiful black stone and is on a very old metal chain . The metal teeth plier ( 7.5 inches ) was used in the past to remove the vampire’s teeth. There is also a special tool called Dentol ( 5.5 inches ) used in the past to remove the vampire’s teeth.”

“Is est Sanctus Res ego sum decessio secundum ut meus pius futurus adsuesco assuesco obviam Malum , Nox noctis Ingredior Nosferatu , Lamia quod Intentus.”

(“This is the Holy Thing , I am leaving behind to my own kind to be used against the Evil, the Night Walker , Nosferatu , the Vampire and Strigoi .”)

and I once talked about creating fake horror-antiques like this. Cool that somebody went and did it.

“They will no longer work in my administration.”

Back in July of last year, facing criticism in the CIA Leak case, George W. Bush vowed to fire anybody in his administration who had leaked classified information.

Whoops.

Turns out that Scooter Libby has now testified that authorization for the leaking of classified information came from Dubya himself….a claim that the White House is not denying.

(Here’s a link to a 39-page PDF of court papers, filed by the prosecutor — read it for yourself.)

“They will no longer work in my administration.”

Well, we’re waiting, Mr. President.